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STEVE VOLCANO WITH SOME HOLIDAY THOUGHTS

Just read a movie review in The Times. About the new Tarantino epic. Felt compelled to respond. As follows. Merry Christmas all. God bless:

Out of the horrific, mind numbing, soul numbing tragedy of Newtown, at least we have, at long last, an upwelling of voices cowing the NRA into (near) silence.
It’d be refreshing to see this demented cartoon met with an equivalently emphatic and eloquent response: empty, silent theaters.
A few years ago, Mr. Scott reflected on the debate over the violence in the film “Bonnie and Clyde”. He looked back, considered the history of film since 1967, and our own history, and ruefully concluded that, just maybe, the contemporary critics of the film were right.
In recent days, many have reflected publicly on how many people we have lost to gun violence since the horrific days of the 60’s assassinations.
Way, way too many.
At the time, we considered what we feed ourselves as a culture. We ought to be doing so now.
Look, “Lincoln” was about the reality of social change in the real world. The genesis for the abolition of slavery was the efforts of the Gandhi-esque and MLK-esque people of the time. And sadly, there was the horrific, mind numbing, soul numbing violence of our Civil War, which Lincoln strove to bring larger meaning from via the Emancipation.
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But it would be good to step back and reflect also on how we feed ourselves, and our children, spiritually and emotionally.
We’re not a censorious culture, nor should we be.
But we really might want to consider the impact pornographic violence has on us all.
We owe it to Lincoln. To Gandhi. To Martin Luther King. To all the victims of mindless violence. To those fragile, vulnerable, blessed children in Newtown. Now dead. To those firefighters up in Rochester shot dead, just today, on Christmas Eve, for God’s sake!
We owe it to them.
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HIS DEBUT. BUSH HIMBLOW ‘WEIGHS IN’

Hi. Bush Himblow here.
Look.
I’ve. I’m not feeling. Not feeling so good. Sorry. But I’ll try. This is my debut here. Have responsibility. Try to do the best I can.
Sometimes I get tired, winded emotionally from all I say and do.
So to blow off steam. I ate a sandwich. It’s called a Destroyer. And fuck, it’s big. I mean it’s like a fucking Italian loaf of bread. And there’s cold cuts and cheese on it, like an inch, inch and a half thick.
Well, sure, you’re fucking A straight I ate the whole fucking thing.
But now. Um. It’s sitting kind of funny. I feel kind of like something is just stuck in there.
So I crushed up some oxy and stirred it into a bottle of Fanta orange. And I don’t care what you say, you can keep your Orange Crushes and the like, give me a Fanta orange.
And dang, that caused some constipation. Some? Hell. A lot. I’m really bound up.
But, then again, the oxy is kickin’ in big time. So the, uh, sense that something is stuck in my intestines, like sideways even, and that it wants to get out but can’t, well, I’m floatin’, so …
… So hey.
I’m even thinking now on indulging yet another of my appetites. Not like there are that many really.
Putting food in myself till it hurts, and then keep on eating. That’s one.
Feeling my intestines all bound up and full, feeling uncomfortably full, which is what I like actually, and this drives some of my most powerful riffs. That’s two.
And three. Floatin’ on Oxy. What with the world and all its liberals, foreigners, colored peoples, and all my fears/angers. I’m just so angry. Oxy cools me. Yeah, it cools me.
And then, there’s number four. Giving my precious seed to a female. Even though they’re all sluts.
Since most of them, not just that little slut over at George(commie)town University, dabble, at some time or other, in the birth control.
Even the females who I have made my bride. A necessary evil. For if I could not deposit my seed in them, where then?
In Roger, or my other fat volleyball buddies?
This would be a bad thing. We had ways of dealing with this and other things in my native Hooser state.
I would deposit my seed in Roger, all floatin’ on Oxy. Heaving, thrusting girthfulnesss. Then spent.
And I’d like to have to kill myself or something. Oxy can only cover up so much vileness.
Speaking of vileness, and again, getting back to those who I made into my brides; all of them, in their vileness, would try the birth control.
A great sin, inexplicable sin, for procreating with me, the great Bushbo, what could be a greater female servicing of man-kind.
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Didn’t get the movie, not incidentally. Or how Frank Sinatra, of all guys, could marry a chick that looked like a dude. I mean, no wonder that Woody Allen married his daughter.
But beside the honor of procreating with me, there is the immense girthful pleasure of me resting my entire massiveness on their slight little bodies. And heaving and heaving. And groaning. And then spending copiously. In them. In their Himblow seed receptacle. And then relaxing completely, completely, letting all of me go inert on them. Even though they complain about inability to breathe. It makes me aroused again.
My right as a full American. I have citizenship. Women are provisional, as intended by the founders and at Creation.
Me. Bush. American. Citizen. Demi-god.
Eat. Distend. Oxy. Spend. Like that Chinese movie about food and stuff.
Eat Distend Oxy Spend Man Bush.
I’m feeling better. I will try and deliver nuggets of my OxyManBush wisdom.
Hunh. I guess I have. I’ve rightly said what the females mostly are. Sluts who take birth control.
Who are afraid of me, Bush Himblow, in all my manly synthetic opiate girth-hood.
And some men would not have full confidence in their girth-hood.
But I am fully comfortable in mine.
But, friends, let me disarmingly reveal my human side. I too, once, was not confident in the blessing my rolling adiposity is to all femalekind.
How did I deal with this?
I was mentored by Barry White. Yes. I listened to his songs, watched the confident way he carried himself, all of himself, on the TV.
And I put myself in a high quantity oxycodone trance and I’d absorb girthly confidence from this master.
“Let Bush lay on you baby. Bush Himblow gonna lay on you baby. Let me splob out all over you. Bush gonna spread out all over you, encompassing you in your female entirety in his rolling plenitude of fatty acid made corporeal.
“Bush gonna be your man tent.
“Then he gonna seed in you baby. Bush Himblow is gifting himself into your Himblow receptacle. And now he gonna eat a Destroyer and go flaccid, softly, blubberly, snoring off into Bushbo nirvana.”
Yes, Barry White inspired me and changed me, and I’d just like to say thanks to …
Wait. Wait!! Oh muh God! He’s a …
He’s a … !
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

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STEVE VOLCANO ADDS HIS INSIGHT

Thank you, Dirk, for this opportunity. I’m really grateful to be able to contribute to this great enterprise. And, I assure you, I am assiduously reading and re-reading THE CELEBES MONKERY PART ONE. So that, eventually maybe, I can …
It’d just be nice to understand it.
Anyhow. My thoughts on the current scene.
Well. Is there any purpose in even talking about politics and honesty? Considering history and all. Don’t mean to be cynical. But we have the choice of being disgusted or of taking solace from the lengthy recordings of humanity’s efforts to take care of its affairs.
But still. I can’t help but marvel, if marvel is the appropriate word, and it probably isn’t, at the perhaps unintended calculating cynicism of mitt romney.
I remember his father as being a straight shooter, and, above all, a man of personal integrity, in that it was more important to stand by your principles than to win.
So mitt was raised by a good man, and my early impressions of him were that he has much good in him himself.
But I think he made a decision to approach politics in a different way than his father, i. e., he wasn’t going to let his true convictions or true character get in the way of winning.
Besides the fact that mitt’s business career is almost useless, my opinion, when compared to his father’s, Dad actually made things.
Besides that, and this is important for all of us, mitt has gone, again perhaps unintentionally, and become the most cynical and calculating seeker of high office since richard nixon.
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But it’s not dissimilar territory. mitt, if he thought mail boxes could vote, would be contorting himself, in that grimacing automatonous way of his, to find some way to pander to mail boxes.
My concern is, thinking about history, and spirituality, and all that, in a sort of Shakespearean way or …
… no, in a spiritual way.
My concern is that it really does all matter eternally. And if we accept our leaders and what they buy into, it can, maybe, benefit us all. But it certainly can cost us all.
And if we buy into mitt romney’s singularly determined erasure of his own character and integrity in quest of …
… of what exactly, who knows …
… well, we could pay and pay and pay for his self-negation and dishonesty because it will become our own.
Just some thoughts.

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CARLTON BAXTER ADDS HIS COMMENTS

Thanks Dirk. Hello all.
I’d just like to say that, yes, indeed, Millard Fillmore had some hair all right. But I tell ya what. I can’t wait till you deal with like Warren Harding. Now that dude had some hair. And don’t even get me started on Andrew Jackson and his waves. Man oh man, give me that hair and a leather jacket when I was a kid; action city.
Oh, also, boss, Dirk. Um, in your first entry. You said something about ‘hunan kind’. Were you talkin’ about China or what? Just was thinkin’, wonderin’.
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So, um, ya know: “Sheyoot, hooty, hooty, hooty; sheeeyooot hooty!
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BUTCH BAGGER SAYS HIS PEACE

Well. I got comments to be sure. What with election this close.
But dang it all to heck!!! I got some other bones to pick.
I tol you Carlton that I don’t put no ‘hooty hooty’ stuff in my writin’. Or no ‘sheyoots’ either. What the heck gives. Are you tryin’ to tarnish the Tea Party who is upholdin the traditions of our founding fathers, who I’m sure, ifn theys alive would be in thier bathrooms, if they had bathrooms, thinkin’ about hot babes like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter, and, umm, you know, ‘calmin’ down’ some.
Sheeeeyoooot!! Hooty, hooty, hooty. Sheeeeeeeyooooooot, Michelle babyyyyyyyyy! Hooty hoot HOOTY!!!!
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Get out and vote. and help with the voter supression efforts in your particlar locale. Keep as many etceteras from votin’ as you can.
We’ve got to be on the ramparts so the twilight continues to gleem.
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THE HAIR OF MILLARD FILLMORE

As part of my ongoing reflections on hair and power, I’d like to consider briefly the hair of Millard Fillmore.
Why only briefly?
Well, I’m a bit chagrined. But I have mixed up my Presidents. I may have been thinking about James Buchanan and his hair. I won’t look for a picture of him now, as I have just read a great deal about Fillmore. While I want to reflect on truly happenin’ hair, I think it will be useful to consider hair styles in all their variants in relation, matrixally speaking to, you know, stuff like power.
But I must say, I like Millard Fillmore’s hair.
And yes, I think it is very important hair indeed. Quite important hair actually.
For you see, Millard Fillmore was the last President we had who came from the Wig Party.
I mean, oh my gosh. A whole freakin’ political party whose primary concern was Wigs, i. e., hair.
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Fillmore did some stuff in office concerning Japan, Cuba, Hawaii. And some other stuff. Also there was something about some Compromise deal. I don’t know, I guess it was, a human bondage or something or other that it was all about. Legal stuff, mumbo jumbo. Kinda boring. And very little to do with hair, so, in keeping with our thesis, of little importance or consequence.
Quite importantly though, it is vital to note that the phrase ‘Live at The Fillmore’ was not some 60s type hippie thing at all.
But, in fact, it referred to President Fillmore’s frequent opening of his Buffalo, New York home to live minstrel shows, a very popular form of entertainment in his time. If a group of performers had had the privilege of being invited to the Prez’s digs, it was invaluable to them, as marketing and promotion, to say they had been ‘Live at The Filmore’.
More importantly still, on the occasions of the celebrated live performances at his home, Mr. Fillmore would pay especial attention to the coif of his hair.
Okay then, gang, let’s get right to our panel discussion.
Oh. Also. A special treat. We are honored to finally, finally have here, making his much anticipated DIRKS EYE VIEW debut, the sometimes morbidly obese, always lively right-wing commentator Bush Himblow!
All right, no pun intended, let’s all weigh in.

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A PRESIDENT’S HAIR. ALSO, PANEL DISCUSSION KICK-OFF

Okay catses. I have to remonstrate a little bit.
Okay. I’m back from remonstrating. And my, was that satisfying.
Seriously though. I’d like to see us pick up the pace a little bit. But I’m not going to get all harsh and stuff about it. I’ve been prettty darn remiss myself.
I mean, who am I to talk? And no, when it’s all said and done, me goin’ out on all sorts of new age adventures, that isn’t an excuse.
Even if they are incredibly life altering for like a huge percentage of hunan kind. But part of being such an incredibly life changing being working great changes in the lives others, well, is humility.
And I’m humble. And I’m here. Message: I care.
So, that being said. Let’s get in there and give it the good old college try. Let’s all humbly rededicate ourselves to making this the most happening and with it blog that we can.
So. Let’s start with a panel discussion about the current scene, the politics and all that.
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I mean, I know I would have watched the news more when I was a kid, if Huntley and Brinkley had been yelling at each other and calling each other assholes and stuff. Hell, who would have needed Quick Draw McGraw or Huckleberry Hound?
Not incidentally has any of you ever noticed how startling a resemblance Mike Huckabee has to Huckleberry Hound? And yeahhh, there is a disconcerting similarity in their names. Of course, Mr. Huckabee is not blue. But, on the other hand, if he doesn’t get back to livin’ by his diet and health book, he might get kinda blue.
Okay. I’m runnin’ off with words too much.
I’ll kick things off in the next entry, with some of my thoughts on Presidents and hair. And then we’ll put our two cents in. Okay?
And feel free to use my ruminations on political folicularity as a point of departure if you like. We want this blog to be freewheeling and creative and stuff. We want to be lively and have pizzazz. So important to be full of pizzazzness.
Okay then. Here we go!

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CARLTON REPLIES TO BUTCH’S COMPLAINT

Hey Butch. What’s up?
Look chief. Didn’t I tell you I was like editor, dude?
Well. I am.
And I have to make sure that everything is up to Dirk’s high standards.
Mine too. I mean, hey. My name’s up here to, pal.
Anyhow. I wasn’t even entirely sure I wanted you contributing. But this is Dirk’s bag. And he wanted balance. And he really badly wants to keep things ‘current’.
And if being current means having tea bag folks on here, well. So be it. Oops, sorry, meant nut sac folks. Per Dirk’s instructions. Didn’t mean to offend.
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Look, you should be thanking me. Because I’ve really studied the par, parl, uh, parla …
… uh, language of the tea bag movement.
So sure. I edited your piece. Just like I edited your complaint.
I’ve gotta make sure that we’re capturing that tea bag flavor, that tea bag sound, that tea bag persona.
And that’s the deal. Just doin’ my job.

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WHAT IN HECK GIVES?

Well thanks Mr. Bluefield.  For what you done said.
I apreciate that. I’m glad to see myself finally in print online.  Even if it was a year go.  I haf expected to not ever see that piece I wrote.
And while I should be gratitudinous.  I got to say.  I got some problems with your folkses editing.
Okay.  actually one problem.  Everything was pretty much like I wrote it.   Acceptin one thing.
I didnt’ put all these hooty hooty things in there.  Any in fact.   And nor did I put in any ‘sheyoots.
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Thanks for your time.

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